DIY Timber Decking

I mean it when I say that I came from nothing. My parents struggled all throughout my childhood to hold down jobs and as a result, we were in and out of housing commission. I don’t mean to sound like I’m complaining, I love my parents and I’m lucky to have them. All of this …

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Epilogue (Again)

I can’t believe it’s over. Sewer Wizard is gone, Next Top Office is truly finished, and I’ve got to find something to do with my life. What does an actor like me do with his time and millions of dollars, when he can’t get a starring role anymore? It’s a tough life. You know, we …

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Following Clinton West

After conveyancer Clinton West had acted quite suspiciously, Schlock Homes and I decided to follow him, intending to get to the bottom of this mystery, regarding the missing conveyancers. People might have found it odd if we actively tried to hide, so Schlock and I simply tried to blend in with the crowd, keeping our …

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Sash Window Replacement

I’ve lived in a small, stale and musty rental property for the last six months. Sounds gross right? That’s because it is. The reason my house has a disgusting and lingering stale smell is because I’ve been unable to open the windows since I moved in. I’ve been complaining to my landlord and my real …

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First Drain Game

The first event of the Drain Plumber Games was drain camera inspection, an odd one to start with, in my opinion. Because we were competing in reverse plumber’s alphabetical order obviously I was last, seeing as my name is Steph Jennings. I would have preferred to go sooner but there was nothing to be done …

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Conscious About Feet

For as long as I can remember, I’ve been a self conscious person. I’ve been ashamed about many things in my life, with the majority of my shame coming from some sort of perceived abnormality of parts of my body. Currently, my feet are causing me serious distress. They are repulsive. I haven’t worn open-toed …

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Good Sentient Cars

When people think of sentient cars, they generally don’t have a positive response. That’s probably due to all the harmful stereotypes, particularly from horror books and movies. I’ve heard that Steve Prince has written two horror novels about a car that comes to life and hurts people! That’s so unfair. Yes, there have been a …

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A Hot Job

I might have the most dangerous job in the world. I drive a truck, but it’s not just any truck. I drive the Flaming Truck of the South, as they’ve been calling it on the local news. People love to speculate about what a 40-tonne truck with glow in the dark flames on the side …

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