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Non Presents

Now the songs are on the radio, all through the office, and I’m more confused than before because my circuits just don’t have room for remembering if Frosty is the one with the shiny nose. This body has such limited storage space… And now, the questions have started. “What do I get for my parents?” …

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Everything is Wrong

The water in Mornington tastes weird. I noticed this very quickly, after I drank part of a glass of it. It’s not nice, and this is just one more reason we all need to move back to the city as soon as possible. Everything here is so incredibly open, the birds are too loud, and …

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