Lottery Bathroom Renovation

I never really understood why someone would want to get a bathroom renovation, given they are pretty expensive. I really thought that all bathrooms were decent enough to just not need a total overhaul, but I’ve definitely been proven wrong in the last 24 hours. See, my wife recently won the lottery but didn’t tell me about it. She bought a house for us and wanted to surprise me. Now, you’d think a lottery house would be incredible, but she only won a million dollars. Once you consider the insane amount of tax she had to pay on it, the amount of money we had wasn’t so spectacular. Enough to buy a decent house close to the city, definitely, but it’s no mansion.

The house is great, but the bathroom is definitely problematic. I don’t know what the original owner was thinking, but let’s just say that I’ll be getting in contact with some companies that do bathroom renovations in Melbourne. How can I describe it so that you know what I’m talking about? This bathroom looks like it was designed and built by a monkey that then threw up rainbows all over the place. It makes me physically ill to look at, so I guess that last part would be no real surprise if there was such a thing as a monkey that could puke rainbows. 

Personally, I’m of the opinion that we don’t need bathroom renovation. We need to blow this room up with multiple sticks of dynamite, then pay for a completely new bathroom installation. There is nothing redeemable about this bathroom. Everyone knows it, which is why we actually got this house for a decent price, according to my wife. We certainly have more than enough money from the lottery win to get a better bathroom. Thank goodness, because I don’t think I can walk into that bathroom again. I think I’d rather go down to the nearby stream and wash in there than have a shower in this awful room.

I might go do that now, actually.